When Jem Met Viktor

Why yes, this is a total crack-pairing. I was thinking that it might work for the Cross over contest but right now it is more of a testament to "Yes, my fingers drew that."
Various comments I have gotten include, "oh yes Viktor, Doom me, Doom me all night long"
"I shall never look at Doom in the same way again."
"Once you go Latvarian you never go back,"
"I cannot shake the certainty that the song they're performing is "The Time Of My Life" from Dirty Dancing. No one puts Doom in the corner!!!" Please feel free to add your own!
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